ironi merkezi - card-storie

card 12-Oct-20 06:56 PM

ok so

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hello guys it.s card here :DDDDDDDDDDDD

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and this will be like stori every idk uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a few days

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or everyday depends

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anyhow

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there should be a channel

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where u can suggest

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anyway

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its there

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#deleted-channel

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ok

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ill leave u for 10 min to do suggestions

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best one wins

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stop emote spammng plz

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also can i get event organiza...

i wanna pinkg them,,,,,,,

like tell them

cos its in the channel EVENT

ya..

@SOAPKILLER can u do this or is it out of your capable reach

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6IJ02pQ7so

Dr. Dre - Topic

Fuck Wit Dre Day (And Everybody's Celebratin')

Provided to YouTube by Entertainment One U.S., LP Fuck Wit Dre Day (And Everybody's Celebratin') · Dr. Dre The Chronic ℗ Wideawake - Death Row Released on: 1992-12-15 Music Publisher: Copyright Control Auto-generated by YouTube.

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while ur waiting i recommend this song

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u should prbably like listen to it dunno.,,

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put suggestions #deleted-channel

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SOAPKILLER 12-Oct-20 07:04 PM

@SOAPKILLER can u do this or is it out of your capable reach

@card ok holdon

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card 12-Oct-20 07:04 PM

awesome?!?!?!

ok guys which one do u prefer as a story

A 7 year old kid who likes fortnite gets an umbrella and jumps off his parent’s roof and cripples both of his legs and gets hospitalized but jonesy from fortnite gives him a chug jug and heals him and the kid becomes evil after drinking the chug jug and goes on to commit rampage across the east coast of the United States. He starts a drug empire and starts distributing meth across the North American continent. He gets caught 28 years later when he commits a murder in front of a police station

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Card goes to KFC to steal a hat from the cashier but Donald trump catches him and arrests card for 7 years. Card breaks out of jail 2 months in of his prison sentence and goes on to kill every single person in Ohio

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no downvote plz (dont be mean)

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card buys 1gram of crystal meth from a nigerian friend, he was shy to try it at the first time but when he did, woah, he felt like his mind was burning and felt so excited and happy that he decided to murder his whole family, then he ran out of home super fast and ran for 5 miles to the first store he saw and he then shot the cashier to steal all the money, he was running to his friend to buy another dose because he needed more and more but the police saw him and shot him 26 times because it was night and they thought he was black

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^ that one too

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ok gyuze i think that the first one won

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okj congrast to @cereal well done onm first story

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ok gonna do it :DDD

enjoy da show..

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"This footbal thing be so boring!!!"

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"Have you heard of "Fortnite?"

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"No what is this fortnite?!?!?"

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"Sounds fun. I will try."

"Dumbass fucking idiot"

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change hours with years ok

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"Dad you're such a pussy negro!!!!! I just wanna play the "Fortnites"

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random nigga break

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"Son I am sorry but the fortnites cannot continue any longe.r"

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"Okay the I will kill myself"

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"or fortnite shit i forgot the name of the story"

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https://media.tenor.com/images/71b55375eb0a4e86c18703d2b8b487f2/tenor.gif

^the kid

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SOAPKILLER 12-Oct-20 07:16 PM

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card 12-Oct-20 07:16 PM

"Yeah I love fornite. Too bad my stupid negro dad wont let me play anymore Also I tried the umbrella thing and my leg rbrokr."

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"Lolololo L loser."

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"Hey you can have me (Chuig jig from fornit)

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"Yay"

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"Wowie Now I can walk again. How conviennt"

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"It's ok You re now heled uhm... dont go commit crime ok?!?!?"

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"Yeah K"

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"I wanna commit heinous acts"

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why is his face like that

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anyway

"My hair!! I Have cnca!"

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"Hey man I heard you had Cancer want to cook methamphetamine together"

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"Ok"

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"I call you MR WHITE"

"I love Cocainer"

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Carl-bot BOT 12-Oct-20 07:20 PM

Card reaction role

react for card role

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SOAPKILLER 12-Oct-20 07:21 PM

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card 12-Oct-20 07:22 PM

anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb_-rZB2Foc (edited)

Ice Cube - Topic

It Was A Good Day

Provided to YouTube by Universal Music Group It Was A Good Day · Ice Cube Greatest Hits ℗ A Priority Records, LLC Release; ℗ 1992 Capitol Records, LLC Released on: 2001-01-01 Producer: DJ Pooh Composer Lyricist: Ice Cube Auto-generated by YouTube.

this is good song lsiten to it

gonna go do stuff dunno

wait no thats censored version

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actually fuck this gonna do a story

or not

fuck this!!!!

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ok cya tomorw

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@cereal thx for being my only fan,.....................................................#

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awesome.,

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politi-cereal 12-Oct-20 07:29 PM

hi its me cereal

when the official

great stoyr

card 12-Oct-20 07:30 PM

@politi-cereal bad story

start of story 1 - ice "Steve" cubes fame (edited)

politi-cereal 12-Oct-20 07:30 PM

ok

card 12-Oct-20 11:07 PM

"Oh la di a di a di!!"

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"Hi Steve!!"

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"What do you want fucking whore??"

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"Well you know how im like... hot woman!??!"

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"yeah"

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"well.. Im actually trans."

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"Waht.."

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"These aren't real. Look Cirlce in minecrafT DONT EXIST!??!"

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"Fuck this shit nigga im turning in real life"

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"Not like that silly XD"

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"Hi"

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"Wtf. Hi Ice Cube!"

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"I am STEVE!!"

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"I don't believe it. Gordon, come check this out."

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"Who are you"

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"Nigga , you for serious !?!??! (Sorry for swear")

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random sexy alex moment........

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"I miss Alex."

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"Hi Alex!"

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"What's up with the black hair?!?!"

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"Bialck Lives Mater."

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"Oh Ok."

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"What if I am just Ice Cube.."

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"Time for tours!!"

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"Steve was my name. Sex be my game!"

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"Drops Mic*

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5 hpir/s later

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"Hey Ice Cube"

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"Hey Gorgon"

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"You will never beat my rapping skillz."

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"You're so bad at rapping. Noob. I could beat you in a matter of seconds."

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"Okay. If you fail you have to turn into a sellable Funko Pop on Amazon.com, However, If I Lose I will give you Million DOLLAR!!"

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"Bring It On.. You First."

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"Jamie gimme da beat."

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image is so high res wont load

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lol

ok wait i just have british internet

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"No you scottish bastard kill yourself"

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"I'll get my beat myself."

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1pz3TO3NJY "Puts ths beat on"

hamburper

roblox jeff syndicate - hip hop

download: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1CNka43lwK8Peg-dGwB2qnLL5g6SlqDul

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Let's start."

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"Bring it on."

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"Uh. Yeah. I May make food but rapping be my necessity, so god don't question me. While sex be yo game, pornography be my fame! Girls dream and dribble over me. As you can see,"

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"Gordon, I do admit, that was an amazing rap."

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"No one beats ice cube though."

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"Gimme a beat."

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTtuUvEdxE8 he gets fart beat

Pooper Trooper

Fart Beat (Authentic fart sounds) [THE ORIGINAL]

Fart Beat for 10 hours at https://youtu.be/PZ6SM1MY3mM! Now on Spotify at https://open.spotify.com/track/6EBtiyIc2tzquoaYVJcfkc?si=E33u7Y36SaGVwdVK6uGK_w This track can also be found on other music platforms at https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/poopertrooper/fart-beat-2 Don'...

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"Rap and Sex Are my needs. No matter where I go, I'm letting people know, Scottish people don't rap, If they do, then it's crap! Go back to cookin' yo jellied eels while you're eating my banana peel!" (edited)

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"Holy crap! That was amazing. Not as good as mine I'd say."

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"Who's was best? Downvote for Ice Cube, Upvote for my rap."

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1 more vote

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plz upvote

fuck!!!

"ahaha!! You gotta pay me 1 millin dollars now!!"

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"Okay."

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"Oh shit, I forgot! I Don't have the money! Turning into a funko pop right now!"

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https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/839415210/gordon-ramsay-custom-funko-pop

Gordon Ramsay Custom Funko POP

Gordon Ramsay Custom Funko POP, Handmade by me. Please allow 2-3 weeks to ship, as these are made to order

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"Awesome. I wanna be steve again."

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"Ok sir! It will cost 1 bil doler."

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"Yeah, I got that."

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10 days later. V was picture of hot alex not sure if its allowed (edited)

"It's ok"

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"That was soooo good!"

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"Yeah"

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thank you everyone

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moral of the story

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ice cube is good at raping and he has money and if your friend is trans it should not stop you from lovng them..

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also if u want u can talk in #deleted-channel about the show

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during the show too

its basically kind of useless (for its original use) now but yeah (edited)

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card 13-Oct-20 09:02 PM

hi guys

new story in a bit

start of story 2 - ninjas unforeseen events (edited)

card 13-Oct-20 09:24 PM

"I love "Fortnite"

"Hm. I will stream."

later on

"Oh here's my fortnite"

"Oops! Accidentally went Off Screen to CHEAT ENGINE."

"Breaking news: Ninja has been caught hacking on FORTNIE."

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"No it was an accident don't ban me fornite."

"My fellow Americans I have to say that was quite the fail."

"I'm so sad. My favourite streamer has now been banned."

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"I have an idea. I will go and meet him."

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"Hi Ninja huge fan <3"

randon nigga brke.

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"Hi Elon. Since I got banned I don't know what to do now." (edited)

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"It happens man. Trust me."

7 days late.r

https://media2.giphy.com/media/5xtDarxurku3BqgIbjq/giphy.gif

Philippa Rice

"Hi Hello whos this?!?!"

"Come to white hose. NOW!"

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"Really Nigga?!?!"

(he still went)

"Hi Ninja"

"Hi Trumpf"

"How about we play some fortnite."

"Well.. That's the thing, I cannot. I've been banned."

"I will unban you"

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"Omg TYSM!!"

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"Stop."

"Who are you"

"He's.... Known as BLUE MEAT BOY.. Don't mess with him..."

"IDC. I Hope he dies."

Reddit, UNITE!

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"OMG! I DIDN'T MEAN IT! DON'T ATTACK ME!"

"Too late."

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"What a failure.."

"R.I.P To The son of a real Muthafuckin' G!"

"I am quite sad, but Avengers ARE ALWAYS RIGHT."

"Goodbye. I've had enough. My best friend is gone."

kills himself

moral of the story is

dont cheat on fortnite dont mess with da avengers tyler blevyns "Ninja" is now dead

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politi-cereal 13-Oct-20 10:31 PM

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card 13-Oct-20 10:49 PM

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card 13-Oct-20 10:52 PM

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card 15-Oct-20 08:12 PM

hi guys..

start of story 3 - garfield..,........... (edited)

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"Stupid cat, today is 15/10/2020."

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"Yeah. You just got trolled."

"What did you just say?!?!"

@deleted-role Hi

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"Uhm... Nothing!!"

https://media.tenor.com/images/09b34dbaa2e975955cf0eb162fb31e08/tenor.png "Get trolled retard"

"Don't kick me out!! Plz!!"

"Odie.. What Do I do!??!?"

Why Jon Arbuckle Is The Best

Character In The Entire Game Alright listen up because I got something that will blow your mind right here. So you know Nermal right? The character who's at like S Tier and is always played with by the top Garfield Kart players at EVO? Well guess what? He's not the best character at all. Not even CLOSE to the real best character. Jon Arbuckle is single handily the sexiest and the best character in any racing game. He not only has way better stats than Nermal. But he has two special quirks to him that make him better than all the rest by far. Sex Appeal and Relatability. I shouldn't have to explain his sex appeal, I mean just look at him. His relatability also makes him far better than any other character, Now you may ask yourself, "How can A LIVING GOD such as Jon Arbuckle be relatable?" Well get your hand off your baloney pony

because if you've read the B̶i̶b̶l̶e̶ comics, you'll see how Jon, despite his godlike abilities and looks, is exactly like us. He goes through the same struggles and emotions as we do. This my friends, is why Jon Arbuckle will stand as the best character in not only Garfield Kart, but racing games as a whole.

"Stupid mutt."

"You're getting kicked out. Nermal is da best."

Nermal: Stupuid fucking negro!!!!!!!!!

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"Typical Nermal"

"Ok. I will go live with Donel Trrump.2

"Hm.. Where Does Donel Live?!?!"

ok guys wait i gotta take a massive stinker (poop) i wil be bak

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card 15-Oct-20 08:59 PM

@deleted-roleok im basck!!!

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"Wait.. IDK WHERE HE LIVES!??!"

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Gonna Be a Crip.

card 15-Oct-20 09:10 PM

couldnt find the crip garfield so

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just pretend this is a crip garfield

"Hell yeah. Enjoying da street life."

"I wanna have an orange fat cat in my life."

"What a funny looking cat! I want to have him!"

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"WAIT NO NON NOONO DONEL NO!!!!!!!!!!"

"Actually, Being Rich ain't so bad."

garfurked phone

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ok guys end of story today i wasnt feeling ti because i am tired but i had the idea and it was gonna be a big story and stuff but i just gave up

moral of the story

garfield is fat and orange cat

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ok be hyped

not now but

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next story is gonna be

"Gordon Ramseys revenge"

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stay tuned for that

its also gonna be a friday so super long story friday

or saturday dunno

politi-cereal 16-Oct-20 05:25 AM

@card great story as always card

very excited for ramsey's revenge

the only consistency error I found was that in the beginning, garfield wanted to find (and live) with donald trump. how come when donal trump find him, he says NOOOOOO?

Garfilf should be elated at the fact that donal trimp find him, this make no sence.

card 16-Oct-20 08:23 AM

the only consistency error I found was that in the beginning, garfield wanted to find (and live) with donald trump. how come when donal trump find him, he says NOOOOOO?

@politi-cereal he was used to being a crip (edited)

politi-cereal 16-Oct-20 03:59 PM

this make sense , thanks for clarifying.

card 16-Oct-20 08:55 PM

@deleted-role gonna make ramsays revenge

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card start of story 3 - garfield..,........... (edited)

card 16-Oct-20 08:57 PM

Pinned a message.

start of story 4 - ramsays revenge

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"God. I hate being a funko pop."

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"Who even is my owner? I hope he doesn't put me in a jar."

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"I'll try to contact him."

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whispering "Hey you! You! Owner!"

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"Waht!?!?"

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"Let me come out! I am real Gorgon Ramsi Plz Man! I will pay u big time."

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"Hm... Ok.. Seems Legit"

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"Ok. Just Say "tanrım zencilerden nefret ediyorum ve gordon ramsay'ı seviyorum" (edited)

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tanrım zencilerden nefret ediyorum ve gordon ramsay'ı seviyorum

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"Omg! TYSM!"

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"Yeah no problem"

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"This might be a bit weird to ask but.. do you wanna be my sidekick? Like, for a bit, I will pay you 17 turkish lira."

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"Ok but who are we fighting?!?! Better not be Erdoğan"

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"A Negro.. Called.. Ice Cube,"

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politi-cereal 16-Oct-20 09:05 PM

card 16-Oct-20 09:05 PM

"Omg! Negro! I Hate Negro! Lets do it!"

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"Ok. First, You have to listen to me otherwise we won't find him."

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"Mhm. K"

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"First of all, you have to email ice cube.com@icecube.com.comicecube.com and say you are from the jimmy kenel show... ok!?!?"

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"Ight... Let's do this!"

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"Dumbass foo' won't know what coming to him."

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wait i got jimmy kimmel and fallon confused

who cares lol

"Yeah this is me Ice Cube"

"Ok. Seems legit, buying ticket rn."

"Lol! Dumbass fool fell for it!"

"Now we wait..."

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"Wow, Turkey is really awesome. Jimmy kernel will be even more awesome though

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"Hello? Is this Jimmy kernel???"

"Yes.. come inside"

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"You look different Jimmy.. I guess Turkey really does shit to a nigga..."

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"I'm not him. Die nigga!!!!!"

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bang bang

"Shit nigga!! West Coast 4 lyfe." dies

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"Yay! He's dead!

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card 16-Oct-20 09:36 PM

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"You absolute troglodyte lobotomite idiot!! Deniz!! How didn't you tell the difference?!?!" (edited)

"Not bothered. Not like he had a camera or anything."

politi-cereal 16-Oct-20 09:38 PM

WTF WHY IS RAMSEY COMPLAINING HE WANTED TO KILL THE NIGGA

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card 16-Oct-20 09:38 PM

WTF WHY IS RAMSEY COMPLAINING HE WANTED TO KILL THE NIGGA

@politi-cereal cos he killed the clone dumbass

politi-cereal 16-Oct-20 09:38 PM

card 16-Oct-20 09:39 PM

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"Oh no! Now my face is plastered everywhere!"

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"Gorgon, get me out of this, now!"

"I got an idea. Let's go into the minecraft universe for the mean time."

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"Ok. Better make the price 18 turkish lira."

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"Ok just enter this deniz, I will follow."

"Wow! I am so blocky."

"Wait... Where's gorgon!?!?" (edited)

"What an idiot. Ok. Time to flee."

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"GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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"I'm beaten. I will never find a portal to the real world again.."

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"We will make you a portal."

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politi-cereal 16-Oct-20 09:43 PM

card 16-Oct-20 09:43 PM

"Real??????"

"Yeah."

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"K. Just hop in. IDK Where ur gonna go but it's somewhere on land. hopefully ur destination. Kthxbye!"

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"Now I don't have shelter or food or anything!!"

"I will just sit here on the curb... Hopefully someone comes and helps me.."

"Hey little boy.. You seem poor, here, have some food and water... follow me.. I'll give you a shower."

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"TYSM SIR!!"

"Wait.. is he who I think he is.. this... no. fuck.. i better keep quiet."

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1 showa l8r

"Wow boy, you look O.G man!"

"Wait.. you're not-"

"I AM OKAY?!??!?! HE PROMISED ME MONEY AND I WANTED IT TO PAY FOR MY UNI FUND PLZ DONT KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Lemme tell you something boy, That gordon man, he ain't no good. We have a long backstory me and him. dirty liar he is"

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"If you find him and kill him I will give you 20 turkish lira."

"...and let you live your life."

"Phew.. Real close.."

"Wait.. How will I find him?? White pages??"

"Perfect.."

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https://media0.giphy.com/media/3o6ZsUPODAlPLFnGO4/source.gif

South Park

"Whos this?!?!"

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"Me Motherfucker! Prepare to die!"

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bang bang

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"Before I go..."

"We have to rap battle.. loser dies..."

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"Okay. I am a rap god!"

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"I will go first."

"My name is deniz, girls dream of this peniz, my hair and masculinity, is what the girls will see, they will pee, they will cry, they will be sad and I'll pry!"

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cough cough my turn cough

"I'm Gordon ramsay and I-"

dies

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"Gonna ring the Cube. Tell him about the news."

"Who's this??"

"Our jobs are done here. Now, where are my turkish liras!??!"

"Oh yeah homeboy shi... I forgot... Here, have it."

"Yay! Now I can buy so much."

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moral of the story

Original message was deleted.

card 16-Oct-20 10:00 PM

Pinned a message.

@deleted-role enjoy the read.

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the beginning of the story is the pinned message

and enjoy.

politi-cereal 16-Oct-20 10:05 PM

amazing .

card 16-Oct-20 11:19 PM

@politi-cereal can you change #deleted-channel to #card-storie-discussion

i dont want suggestions

and i said that people should use it for discussion

thanks

anyone?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

politi-cereal 16-Oct-20 11:29 PM

oK!!!!!!!

WAIT FAIL

NO MANAGE CHANNEL PERSM

you need an admin to.

@SOAPKILLER @Moe_Lester #canyd

@no more

cnas foyu do thias

for bim

politi-cereal 17-Oct-20 04:47 AM

@fade me up weezor

no one ever did it.

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fail;.

card 18-Oct-20 12:05 AM

no story today

story tomorrow MAYBE

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so be hyped

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politi-cereal 18-Oct-20 01:34 AM

I AM SO HYPED

card 20-Oct-20 12:22 AM

story 20th October

be hyped

uhm unless my grandma dies then I can't do it

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but if everything is fine then yeah

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card 20-Oct-20 08:20 PM

man im sortry to announce but

i lied

i am just not in the mood my head hurts like hell

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SOAPKILLER 24-Oct-20 05:35 AM

The card fanbase is in shambles

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politi-cereal 24-Oct-20 06:38 PM

card 24-Oct-20 09:38 PM

@deleted-role give me any suggestions in #deleted-channel

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i will make a story

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after a long absence i make a comeback

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ill leave it for half an hour

do it

be vague though

dont give me like "African man goes to canada and becomes a drug dealer and then fucks his wife and then" (edited)

politi-cereal 24-Oct-20 09:54 PM

PLEASE

card 24-Oct-20 10:20 PM

no story suggestions

well

not any good ones

ill leave it overnight

i expect some original, awesome, ideas

card 26-Oct-20 10:18 PM

aw shucks im muted

gonna do a story give me 15 minutes

and yeah i promise this time

i keep slacking but this time

i got an idea..

oh wait i cant even post pics

Fuck..

ok give me an hour when the mute is over

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card 26-Oct-20 11:31 PM

@deleted-role its time

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start of story 5 - mi non

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"I hate being a minion."

"I always get bullied"

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"They always laugh at me"

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"If only I could turn into another species.."

yo wtf copping rn

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HOLY SHIT MINION HOT!!!!!!!

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"I wonder... Is there someone I know who is smart?!?!"

"Ah, I know, Gilbert Eugene Vilhelm Yusuf Durga Andrija Mac Néill Reagan Neelam Gopal Tertius Ueno Hipólito Symon Patroklos Sudhir Jakeman Gidie Jitendra Carleton Tasunka Kruse Modestas Arie Cesarino Karl Younge"

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Hi, Gilbert Eugene Vilhelm Yusuf Durga Andrija Mac Néill Reagan Neelam Gopal Tertius Ueno Hipólito Symon Patroklos Sudhir Jakeman Gidie Jitendra Carleton Tasunka Kruse Modestas Arie Cesarino Karl Younge

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"What'cha want? Stupid bitch?"

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"Turn me into a different species... A Human or Something.."

"Hmm okay, I can do that."

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"It will cost 29 banan.."

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"Yayzers! Okay!"

https://media.tenor.com/images/fc279f5e6c32738e4393457f10c9462b/tenor.gif

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"How will I overcome this?!?!"

"I will have to go on a rampage and then be a human ASAP.."

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ok wait here

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im gonna do something essential to the story

just wait 5 min

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card 26-Oct-20 11:48 PM

"I have an idea. I will become a teacher in philosophy and steal.."

"Hi kids.. Do y'all have "BANANA".. IF SO.. HOW MANY?!?!"

"Yeah. 4 each."

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"You done fucked up, pal."

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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

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"Now that I have 29 banana or something dunno I teach philosophy not mathematics I will turn into a human or something."

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"Hi Smart "MININ" called Eugene... Turn me into a human or something.."

"I have 29 Bana.."

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"Oki! Hand em over! I will start ASAP!"

"LOLOLOLO OK XDD"

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"You Imbecile. The fact that you said "or something" means I can turn you into a Humanoid. You are full of Inaneness. You done fucked up pal."

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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO" transforms

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"Wait wat am I now?!?!"

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"Wat do you mean?!?! You are an ogre from the popular MMORPG game called "Old School Runescape.."

"I DIDN'T PLAN THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANNA GO BACK WAH WAH WAH WAH"

"Tough luck asshole. You're gonna have to wait for an adventurer"

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"If he can even help you.."

wait

youre gonna fucking shit your balls when you see this

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but you gotta promise me you're gonna wait

"If that's what I gotta do.. Then I guess I'll do it."

"Travaller!??!!? WAIT!!!!!!!"

"Huh? What do you want??"

"Get me a nigga plus potion deluxe, with nigga cheeks patties and pickles. It's gonna help you out big time. I swear."

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sign "It's not I can decline this offer, as this quest is FUCKING NEEDED SO I CAN FUCKING PLAY THE FUCKING GAME PROEPLY ISDFOSDFIDFHSISDFIH"

"Nah bro... I'm breaking da game..."

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"Yeah bro. Sure. Keep vaping your mouth. liberal. Who cares. I'll get it for you don't you worry."

"Okay.. Come back with da potion.. It should be black.."

5 hours later

"Is this it?!?!"

"YES YES YES!!!!!!!!"

"What it do, doe??"

"Taste to find out."

"ARGH!!! WHAT'S HAPPENING!!"

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"It seems to be working. I'll drink it too."

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gulp

"AHHH"

"WAIT.. THIS ISN'T THE OLDSCHOOL RUNESCAPE UNIVERSE?!?!? WTF MAN?!?!?! WHAT EVEN IS THIS"

"Lol. Liberal. Enjoy your life."

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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

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"Hmm.. Where do I even go?"

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"Ah. This seems nice. It was nice in the Minion universe."

"THIS IS HORRIBLE I JUST WANNA BE ADOPTED SDFKDSKSDJJKDSFJDSFJF WA HWA HWAH WHAWH"

"Hey. little boy, What's your name? I wanna adopt you."

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"I don't have a name.."

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"I'll call you Aaron, You will be moving to scotland."

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K

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a few years later

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"Man I love this server called OKBR3. I Should join it."

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"This is SOOOOO fun. I can host events and stuff. Hopefully it doesn't get nuked."

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1

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"Hi Aaron. Would you like to start a server on the date of 25 may, 2020?"

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"Aw shucks! OKBR3 Got nuked."

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"Wow.. Thanks.."

"I will rename it to.... Irony hub.."

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The boy "Aaron" was Weezor all along..

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moral of the story: when if minion if you minion and smaet minion and banan turn you into humanoid and yeah dont say human or somehing just say human ok so you will be cool awesome human and not stinky ogre from old school runescape

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@deleted-role enjoy the read

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Original message was deleted.

card 27-Oct-20 12:22 AM

Pinned a message.

@fade me up weezor this will probably interest you as its based around you

fade me up weezor 27-Oct-20 12:23 AM

https://tenor.com/view/da-baby-oop-none-of-my-business-sips-water-gif-15862612

Awesome storie

card 27-Oct-20 12:25 AM

yes!!

politi-cereal 27-Oct-20 12:40 AM

who is weezor

I thought doctor penez got owner ship

card 27-Oct-20 12:41 AM

idk man..

diogo 27-Oct-20 12:45 AM

https://tenor.com/view/%E6%88%91%E9%82%84%E8%83%BD%E5%A0%85%E6%8C%81%E4%B8%80%E6%9C%83-tired-sleepy-funny-animals-sad-cat-gif-14663456

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card 04-Nov-20 11:48 PM

gonna be making a story

@deleted-role brace yourselves...........

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card 05-Nov-20 12:27 AM

oh i forgot about story

let me do it

start of story 6 - kanye president

"I will run for president."

"z0mg babez are u like fr?!?!"

"Yes baby.. I would never lie."

"Let me make a post on it on twitter"

"I will run for president my fellow amricna..."

"I'm serious.."

politi-cereal 05-Nov-20 12:32 AM

card 05-Nov-20 12:32 AM

"Ehehe I will win!"

"Here come the results.."

"AHAHHAAHA You must be joking, blud!"

"Hmm kanye after that ninja kiddo died I haven't had competition except my wife (I beat her countless times) (edited)

"Lol loser. I will win."

"Win what!?!?"

politi-cereal 05-Nov-20 12:38 AM

the president

card 05-Nov-20 12:39 AM

"Presidental.//////////////////"

politi-cereal 05-Nov-20 12:39 AM

?addrole president

Dyno BOT 05-Nov-20 12:39 AM

Created role president

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card 05-Nov-20 12:39 AM

"Yeah I know dumbass but what!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?"

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politi-cereal 05-Nov-20 12:41 AM

purge 10000000

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@card omgggg hurry up!!!!

card 05-Nov-20 12:43 AM

"Well... How do we settle this?!?!"

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"I'm not gay but I think gay sex?"

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"O-Okay.. I wonder what kim will think of this.."

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"That was amazing.. Gotta say Kanye... you won..."

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"Thanks.."

"NOT SO FAST.."

"Ninja..."

"I hate you you stupid bitch I will kill you"

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"Oh. No."

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"Perepate................."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

"Stupid bitch is dead. Good."

"Wait.................... Why is he alive.."

"You can't kill me... You'll be racist otherwise.."

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"This can't be real.."

"Lo. LOSER!"

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"As a president everything will be under control.."

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moral of the story: george flyod cannot be killed becasuye that would mean you are rciast

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short story today i know but the continuation to this story will be awesome

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kind of like a cliff hanger yknow

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@deleted-role i can ping this

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@deleted-role anyway enjoy the read

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card start of story 6 - kanye president

card 05-Nov-20 12:55 AM

Pinned a message.

card 05-Nov-20 01:02 AM

@deleted-role can i ping this (mods ping it so its fine right) (edited)

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cereal pings it all the time right (edited)

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politi-cereal 05-Nov-20 01:03 AM

no

no I dont

card 05-Nov-20 01:03 AM

what do you mean no

i wake up with 7 pings all in #event-pings "trollsome role want to play among gus.."

politi-cereal 05-Nov-20 01:03 AM

7 pings is a stretch

I pinged once so yeah

sorry you fail

anduhhh that was events

I pinged events

so yeah

you fail

card 05-Nov-20 01:04 AM

and this is card storei

politi-cereal 05-Nov-20 01:05 AM

true....

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card 05-Nov-20 01:05 AM

ok I WILL cut my toenails

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i will be RIGHT BACK

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politi-cereal 05-Nov-20 01:05 AM

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card 05-Nov-20 01:16 AM

just cut my toenails

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card 08-Nov-20 01:49 AM

anyhow

since i am

muted

and i can talk in my own personal channel

whatre you up to guys

@deleted-role

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dm me to chat :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

yeah

its my own role i can ping it