ironi merkezi - irony-hub-advice-column

Traz 28-Nov-20 01:17 AM

Hello hello everyone, and welcome to Irony Hub advice column! This is how it will work

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People who wish to participate will send in questions/requests for advice and I will collect them all.

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I will then answer all of them on the show

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Please make sure to specify whether you would like to remain anonymous or not (I will post the exact screenshots of the questions)

You have 1 day to submit, go!

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Traz 28-Nov-20 03:00 AM

submissions are coming in well, thanks!

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keep them coming

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Traz 28-Nov-20 10:10 PM

Alright! It is time to read off the submissions

The first submission comes from an anonymous submitter

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I suggest that you get some adult diapers for your baby ass

maybe you wont shart yourself as much

politi-cereal 28-Nov-20 10:13 PM

more like an anonymous shitter

Traz 28-Nov-20 10:13 PM

The second submission comes from @nope

to answer your question, no, I can't squirt

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your mom can though

(edited)

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moving on...

The third submission is from an anonymous user

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I suggest you watch Inglorious Bastards (2009) (Now on Amazon Prime video)

Watch it

Now

The fourth submission is from @Chika

I think you should try to get out more and meet new people, or get to know better the people that you already know

people will appreciate your company

The fifth submission comes from an anonymous user

and considering you chose to be anonymous I can't answer the question without giving up your identity

maybe don't be a dumbass next time

your pfp is probably shit lol!

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the sixth question comes from @kid with huge cock & ball

I think after death you go up to the skies where you can troll muslim people all day long

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or you go down below where you get raped by dkaih for all eternity

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The seventh question comes from an anonymous user

I think people are posting goverment political shill stuff because they want everyone to have the same viewpoints as them so they can agree with them and seem morally superior

just my take on it though

also they don't care about posting their accomplishments unless it nets them some clout

moving on...

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The eighth question is from an anonymous user

I don't know how to get wiwi considering i'm not wiwi

probably doesn't help that I left the server for a few weeks (edited)

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but the good news is I am back now

The ninth question is from @Roomba

if it is someone you have been friends with for a long time then you just need to find the right moment and pop the question

make sure that they aren't in a relationship with anyone else first or anything like that

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The tenth question comes from @bingbongboink

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If you want to find good music then just figure out what you like and go from there, ask your friends what artists they like and try to see where you stand

if you want my personal music recommendation, then try listening to some Kanye West, Lil Uzi Vert, and Playboi Carti (edited)

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of course everyone has different preferences to just see what you like and go from there

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The eleveth question comes from an anonymous user

in the beginning times, the nigga and da white man were born'

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they just appeared

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da niggas chimped out while da white man drank mayonnaise

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turns out chimping out for 2000 years does not leave a good impression

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in the end, da nigga crushed his cock with two rocks and ascended above the white man to immortality

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the first thing decreed by the nigga god was "any nigga named weezor likes butt stuff with large black cocks"

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the end

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our last submission comes from an anonymous user

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I don't know who Alyesha is, or what happened with her.

you probably did some dumb nigga shit

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like fucking a dog or something etc.

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all I know is you need to resolve what happened (and promise not to fuck anymore animals except Alyesha cuz shes a fat cow!)

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That is all for the first installment of Irony Hub Advice Column! Submissions will open up most likely later tonight or early tomorrow.

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Make sure to wash your cock on the way out, it probably smells like shit

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politi-cereal 29-Nov-20 01:27 AM

the 13 submisuon coems from cereal (edited)

ge asks

he asks

Traz 29-Nov-20 02:03 AM

@politi-cereal gigger

Traz 29-Nov-20 07:15 AM

Hey guys! Please vote me for whatever awards you want

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I don't know if I'm very deserving but it would be cool if I won so plz

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Rhaydix Prime 29-Nov-20 11:51 AM

Vote for @Illyasviel instead

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SOAPKILLER 29-Nov-20 12:05 PM

https://tenor.com/view/hate-you-anakin-gif-5247878

Traz 29-Nov-20 11:42 PM

Submissions are now open! Please send them all in for the second installment. You will have THREE days this time, so until Tuesday at around 5:00 CST (I got to be at my computer to read the submissions) (edited)

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Traz 03-Dec-20 01:18 AM

Will happen today!

The reading

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Traz 03-Dec-20 05:58 AM

ITS TIME

THE READING WILL NOW COMMENCE RETARDS

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If you don't know the drill by know, i'm going to read off the submissions and give answers

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I will be serious with the serious ones and funny with the joking ones

this series is only powered by the submissions you guys send in, so thank you for helping keeping the series alive and well!

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now lets get into the real gang shit

FIRST SUBMISSION

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comes from @orb

I suggest that you get some wooden clips things (don't know what them shits are called) and clip them on the side of your eyesocket

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you know it has worked when you are no longer retarded

(tip: it won't work! meaning you'll be retarded forever!!!!!)

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next submission

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Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool Neanderthals developed tools We built a wall (we built the pyramids) Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries That all started with the big bang! Hey!

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anyways mein juden

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next submission

@teacher: everybody pay attention made this submission

I believe they left instructions in some channel, but I don't know where

I belive you just need to state what you did, promise not to do it again, and some other stuff

aka don't be a fucking sped

moving on

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I know who this user is (not going to say so don't ask) but I would suggest just playing nice and not causing any trouble while also pushing against what they say) (edited)

you dont have to let them pass laying down, if you really don't like what say then say something

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this one is also from an anonymous user

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I kinda think your family is right, a fucking funeral is not a place to make an announcment like that, especially since your grandma was religious. You aren't there to celebrate yourself for being different then LE OLD BOOMER!!!!111!!

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get a grip man.

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another anon

I would say to abandon any alias and try to not be identifiable by anything associated with you previously

if they cant trace anything back to you then you wont get cancelled

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im going to be honest man, I cannot help you here

I have no idea how cows think or any experience with them

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I cannot reasonably give advice as im not qualified and don't want to be responsible for any trouble should my advice be wrong

I do think virtual reality will start taking a larger hold on our life, maybe not to dystopian movie proportions but I believe it will become more widespread and become a larger medium as a whole rather then a subgenre of gaming (and porn) (edited)

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anon submission here

you can avoid the censor by-

so sorry that I killed myself in five seconds!!! Mods are so cool! They would never do anything to harm me

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@Bangshakalaka your pfp is disturbing

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thats why

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lol

I dont hate it but its very disturbing

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how the fuck do the diapers disintegrate

do you have incinerator sharts or something

did a certain empire hire you in the 40s to do some shower work???

is that how powerful your ass is?

like damn.....

dat ass do fart

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last one

The cat does look a bit off, maybe its the eyes are a little wider then average

at least from what I can see thats it

looks like a nice cat though

THATS THE END OF THIS SESSION OF IRONY HUB ADVICE COLUMN

submissions will reopen sometime soon

would appreciate if you voted me (or my event if thats an award category) for an award! I enjoy putting on this for you guys and it seems like you guys enjoy it too

you dont have to though

Traz 05-Dec-20 02:09 AM

SUBMISSIONS ARE NOW OPEN FOR THE THIRD EPISODE OF IRONY HUB ADVICE COLUMN

YOU HAVE UNTIL SUNDAY AT 1 PM CST TO SUBMIT

If you guys can put 20

reacts on this message then I will read it out loud on voice chat

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Traz 05-Dec-20 02:49 AM

If this passes, I might make it a video rather then a live reading

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Traz 06-Dec-20 04:27 AM

ok will do it as a video

send your submissions plz

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Traz 06-Dec-20 08:04 PM

One more day for submissions

I'm extending it until I start making the video

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Traz 07-Dec-20 07:17 PM

Production starts today

So like 7 hours till end of submissions

SOAPKILLER 07-Dec-20 09:16 PM

whole lotta traz

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Traz 08-Dec-20 03:42 AM

Video production has started

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Press

to praise Allah for these gifts we have today

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Traz 08-Dec-20 06:10 AM

fuck man

im so done

spent three hours working just for vegas to crash and not autosave

production is delayed until tomorrow, luckily all of the files i need are intact

including some special surprises (edited)

may add a bit extra for making you guys wait (edited)

just fucking pissed

NEVERMIND I FOUND MY AUTOSAVE

COPING AVERTED

I WILL STILL ADD EXTRA SURPRISE

BUT PRODUCTION WILL BE HOPEFULLY FINISHED TOMORROW

PRAISE GOD AND YE

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Traz 09-Dec-20 05:00 AM

THE VIDEO IS DONE!!!!!!!!!

IT WILL PREMIER TOMORROW SINCE I CANT SEND A MESSAGE IN EVENT PINGS

TOMORROW AFTERNOON

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Traz 09-Dec-20 04:10 PM

NVM ITS RN

CUZ I DONT WANT YALL TO WAIT

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https://youtu.be/P2B3aeFuPbY

Traz

Irony Hub Advice Column Episode 3

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IRONY HUB ADVICE COLUMN EPISODE 3 OUT NOW

i tried my best

this was my first serious video editing ventre

Traz 12-Dec-20 12:00 AM

Btw submissions are open for

IRONY HUB ADVICE COLUMN: CRINGEMAS SPECIAL

You have until December 18th to submit. I will release the episode on either the night of Christmas Eve or Christmas Day

It will be a video

Traz 13-Dec-20 07:54 PM

5 days left to submit

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Traz 16-Dec-20 04:45 PM

3 days left to submit, so one more day then what was before

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Traz 18-Dec-20 06:19 PM

today and tomorrow left!

Traz 20-Dec-20 01:26 AM

Submissions are over tonight!!!

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SOAPKILLER 21-Dec-20 04:34 AM

Traz 21-Dec-20 07:12 AM

Producing video

Traz 24-Dec-20 06:06 AM

It's coming

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Traz 25-Dec-20 08:42 AM

Due to unfortunate delays regarding Vegas shitting and getting raped it'll be out on New Years

So still holidays

Will add extra content since the wait is longer

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CommieDog~🐝 29-Dec-20 05:41 AM

Hey guys, Traz here. I know some of you were excited for the next episode of Irony Hub Advice Column, but I'm afraid it won't be coming. Editor issues, lack of motivation, and low quality/repetitive submissions have soured the series for me and it's no longer enjoyable to create it. I would rather leave on a good note of the last episode then make a tired and poor product with no effort put into it. I hope you guys can understand. - Traz

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Vithra 13-Jan-21 05:07 AM

https://tenor.com/view/bna-brand-new-animal-drinking-michiru-kagemori-fire-bull-gif-17857967

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Engineer Gaming 13-Jan-21 04:28 PM

@Vithra vithra why have you done this

why have you posted this gif in every single archived channel?

Vithra 13-Jan-21 04:30 PM

https://tenor.com/view/bna-brand-new-animal-drinking-michiru-kagemori-fire-bull-gif-17857967

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